Funeral-Who agrees that it takes a funeral to bring family members back together to be reunited?
Q. And after the funeral everyone is like they were before they found out about the funeral and the loved one that died and went to hell or heaven.
Asked by Mr.Funeral & endless GRIEF - Wed Aug 12 18:54:47 2009 - - 6 Answers - 0 Comments

A. Ergh not you again...
Answered by The Mad Hatter - Wed Aug 12 18:58:17 2009

How do funeral home workers deal with the suffering and sadness they see day after day?
Q. I live near several funeral homes, and often see the workers outside, shoveling in their formal attire, or directing cars. My heart sinks whenever I drive by and there is a service. I have always tried to imagine what it must be like to be inside one of these people, but cannot. Does anyone have any insight?
Asked by alyandbud - Sun Jan 11 09:39:37 2009 - - 5 Answers - 0 Comments

A. I am a funeral director and for most directors I know find it very hard and often times we cry along with the families. I live in a small community and I know most of the families in our community. So every time we get a call my stomach drops to hear the name. However, I feel that my job is needed and I find it very rewarding to help our families get through the rough period in their lifes. We also have the unique ability to get to know nearly all of the community and be close to them. Hope this helps! God Bless!
Answered by JEN - Tue Jan 13 21:15:52 2009

How do funeral homes market their services?
Q. I'm a writer and I'd like to target funeral homes for my writing services, but I'm unclear as to their marketing efforts. I know that a funeral home is often associated with a particular cemetery, and receives referrals from people who've purchased plots in that cemetery. I also know that funeral homes do a great deal of Yellow Pages advertising, and likely have Web sites. Are there any other types of marketing communications they do? Do they send out flyers or direct mail? Thanks very much.
Asked by canyoubelievethisworld - Mon Mar 2 12:39:35 2009 - - 3 Answers - 0 Comments

A. Commercials Church Bulletins Yellow pages Newspapers Internet
Answered by Varvaro - Mon Mar 2 14:53:14 2009

What is the protocol for a Buddhist funeral?
Q. My dad's wife's brother passed away unexpectedly and I want to send flowers or something but am not sure what the Buddhist tradition is for paying respects. If I can do something to help the family with arrangements that don;t have to do with funeral arrangements, like buying supplies they may need to take to the funeral home or send the type of flowers normally at a Buddhist funeral, or maybe even donate money to the temple on the decease's behalf. But I don't want to do anything to offend anyone either. Any suggestions?
Asked by AnnMar - Wed Jul 22 19:24:19 2009 - - 3 Answers - 0 Comments

A. first you should ask what type of Buddhist they are. Flowers would be fine. The White Lotus would be cool.
Answered by Peace - Wed Jul 22 19:41:45 2009

What does a funeral service director write in a letter of attending a funeral?
Q. When you are attending a funeral, and your work or school needs some type of proof of attending. Does anybody know what it says?
Asked by whats up - Fri Feb 15 16:34:56 2008 - - 2 Answers - 0 Comments

A. An attendance letter will say your name, the date of the funeral, your relationship to the deceased and the funeral directors signature.
Answered by JEN - Fri Feb 15 21:56:15 2008

How do you play the Funeral March on bass clarinet?
Q. Ok, I was wondering if anyone could tell me how to play the funeral march on the bass Bb clarinet...Just because I want to know how. Thanks!
Asked by Sam - Tue Jan 15 23:34:26 2008 - - 1 Answers - 0 Comments

A. Blow in the thinner end and move your fingers about on the keys.
Answered by nemesis114 - Wed Jan 16 01:49:01 2008

How long does an average funeral last?
Q. This may sound a bit disrespectful to the dead, but this funeral is not for anyone of importance. (If you think of a better way to say that please tell me). If it's just a funeral for a family member how long will I be at this funeral when I arrive at 10am?
Asked by Meeeeow - Fri Aug 28 23:51:13 2009 - - 8 Answers - 0 Comments

A. This family member just died. You will never see this person again, and is your last chance to pay final respects. If your focus is on how long it lasts,then dont even show up.
Answered by THEKID - Fri Aug 28 23:55:31 2009

What age is it safe to take a child to a funeral?
Q. My daughters father complained that I took her to my grandmothers funeral. He didn't say anything about not wanting her to go until after it was done and over with. I talked to him before we went and while I was at the funeral home. He makes no since to me. Please let me know if he does to you. Our daughter is 4 and she didn't even go near the body. They had a separate room that all the kids stayied in during the cerimony. He won't listen to me on that though. At what age would you take a child to a funeral and what age is it safe to teach a child about death? My children have lost pets any we have told them and my son's father is passed on so my son knows about death it's just my daughters father wants to keep her in the dark about… [cont.]
Asked by Jennifer - Wed Feb 7 01:03:41 2007 - - 15 Answers - 0 Comments

A. I believe that if you just teach children that death is a natural part of life and something they are always aware of, they well have less fear and trouble accepting it. After all, there is no reason to fear the inevitable. (Think about the serenity prayer.) If you like, the book "Freddie the Leaf" by Leo Buscaglia is an exceptionally book for talking about death with children. I think the impirtant part is to just be honest with them, if you have an idea of heaven, share that with them, if not maybe just talk about the idea of peace and silence.
Answered by zzycatch - Wed Feb 7 01:13:26 2007

How do I start my own funeral home, do I need special licenses?
Q. It seems like a really cool thing to do. You get to see all the people crying, embalm or cremate dead people and you throw the afterparty when everybody comes to see the casket or the urn and you serve drinks. It's a great job and I'd really like to do it. And I can do all that, but do I need some sort of a special license to run a funeral home?
Asked by succubus - Wed Jul 18 13:11:25 2007 - - 2 Answers - 0 Comments

A. You need to be a licensed funeral director and have to graduate from mortuary school. Go here for a list of all the schools in your state: Generally, the schooling is heavy on science and math so you need to be strong in these areas. You should contact your school counselor or the funeral directors association in your state to find out the education requirements. And as far as the parties - it is the family of the deceased who get to throw the party and generally the funeral director is not invited - they are busy taking care of the business of running thier business. To get some "hands on" experience call funeral directors in your area and ask them if you can volunteer to work for them so you can see if this is something you would… [cont.]
Answered by Laurie - Wed Jul 18 16:17:51 2007

What should I say during a funeral service to the family?
Q. This is the first time for me to attend a funeral. I want to say something to the family to express my condolence. Need help on the exact words that i should say to the family. Thanks.
Asked by Jean - Fri Sep 11 22:48:50 2009 - - 4 Answers - 0 Comments

A. Ive only been to 1 funeral in my entire life Well im only 17 but still. You dont need to go out of your way to "console" them Remember no matter what you say, you cant make them forget the reason they're gathered that day, you can't bring the family member back. Something that expresses you care for them but still keep it brief. I'd say something along the lines of "I'm extremely sorry for your loss Ms/Mr__. I didn't know __ very well but the few times we spoke ___ really helped me during hard times. ___ really helped me see things clearly. i have no doubt ___ will be missed but never forgotten." Yaaah, ahaha something like that? :'(
Answered by Intoxicated Senseless - Fri Sep 11 23:01:46 2009

What is the exact process of a military funeral?
Q. What is the exact process of a military funeral? Flag-folding & presenting, how many soldiers are involved, when the soldiers leave, do they wait by the graveside during the service, how they present the flag to the NOK. Thanks.
Asked by Amanda - Tue Jun 19 01:43:49 2007 - - 2 Answers - 0 Comments

A. The typical process is six soldiers carry the casket to the grave site and then step off to the side for the civilian portion of the ceremony. Once the priest is done the six soldiers step back up to the casket and lift the flag of the casket. Three volleys are fired from a rifle team positioned off to the side and then taps are played by a bugler. The six pallbearers then fold the flag and ceremoniously pass it to the soldier in charge who then gives the flag to the next of kin. It is at this point that the soldiers typically leave. A typical full-honors team will have 6 pallbearers, one NCOIC (guy in charge), 5-7 rifle team members with a guy in charge of the rifle team as well. This sequence is not set in stone since it all comes… [cont.]
Answered by dairylandeducator - Wed Jun 20 14:12:42 2007

Another wasy to hold a funeral without it being a completely and wholly depressing affair?
Q. My mother passed and I need to hold a funeral that isn't depressing, because that's what she would want. My father wants to have a celebration, but I need something else to call it because "funeral" and "celebration" don't mix.
Asked by roo2roo - Wed Jan 14 15:08:05 2009 - - 4 Answers - 0 Comments

A. Call it a going away party. Let the people who need a funeral with the casket there and all that stuff have it, then hold a separate going away party afterward. This will be the time that everyone can get together and share stories about your mom, and how she touched their lives. Some people need to have a somber ceremony to really acknowledge the person has died. Others, like yourself just need a time to relax and celebrate the good life and times they had with the person. Play music that she liked at both services. Your father has the final say on what happens, please remember this. You can hold your own type of "wake" "get together" "celebration of life" etc on your own. Everyone grieves and remembers someone close to them in their own… [cont.]
Answered by Michael O - Wed Jan 14 23:20:04 2009

What is the bare minimum funeral expense in Tennessee?
Q. I am thinking I want to give as little money as possible to the funeral home. I am considering cremation, with my ashes in a plastic bag, being spread out in the back yard or something. Maybe a small service in the house. I don't want my family to get "robbed" like the local funeral home did when my Dad died. It seemed like they were like car salesmen, trying to add extras we really didn't need or want.
Asked by Josephus - Thu Jun 18 05:28:53 2009 - - 1 Answers - 0 Comments

A. Try Yellow Pages
Answered by g6ypk - Thu Jun 18 11:10:22 2009

What is the requirements for a military funeral?
Q. Recently we had a funeral for someone and the army sent a crew to do the funeral, he didn't retire from the army or the guard. He was honorably discharged after three years of service. I just wonder where it is written, and what are the requirements. Thanks
Asked by lpd522 - Tue Feb 27 10:08:23 2007 - - 7 Answers - 0 Comments

A. The below listed site should answer the questions you have concerning the Military Funeral Honors Law. Best wishes!
Answered by KC V - Tue Feb 27 10:13:56 2007

Who pays for the funeral cost for my parents when pass?
Q. I don't have power of attorney my daughter does. I was told (from several sources) that the person who makes the funeral arrangments is responsible for payment.
Asked by W W - Tue Sep 1 11:13:56 2009 - - 4 Answers - 0 Comments

A. When you sign a contract with a funeral home, you are responsible for payment. Since your Daughter has the POA, she should be taking care of the arrangements. If she doesn't, it will come out of the Estate.
Answered by sensible_man - Tue Sep 1 12:13:01 2009

What legal route should I take for my own funeral arrangements?
Q. How do I make sure my famiy doesn't get control over my funeral arrangements and my friend does?
Asked by xandercycloptic - Sun Dec 10 18:50:23 2006 - - 9 Answers - 0 Comments

A. First, you can actually make all of your own funeral arrangements, you can contact the funeral home that you wish to use and they will assist you in making the arrangements and keep a record, you can go back and make changes as you wish...and pre pay too. You can also make a will, with an attorney to ensure that your wishes are as you want after your death. Give a letter to your friend, including the name of the attorney to be contacted asap after your death.
Answered by catywhumpass - Sun Dec 10 18:57:07 2006

Is it ok to attend a funeral while pregnant?
Q. I heard it is forbidden in many cultures to attend a funeral while pregnant, but I attended a funeral wake while 6 months pregnant anyway. But now, I'm hearing more horror stories and am getting worried ... Is there a "remedy" to undo this ?
Asked by asiancow - Thu May 28 13:15:27 2009 - - 12 Answers - 0 Comments

A. I've never heard of that. If it's your culture and you feel it's wrong, then don't go. But if I were pregnant and someone close to be passed away you can bet I'll be there. It might be considered "bad luck" because you are growing life and about to give birth and then go to a place that is completely focused about the end of life. I don't believe at all that you'll have any issues though. If you want to go, go!
Answered by Rebecca - Thu May 28 13:21:12 2009

What so you think about your loved ones and youself preplanning your funeral and body disposition?
Q. Whar are your thoughts on the cost of the modern funeral? Lastly,what are your thoughts about the assumptions that funeral attendance is down because many cant get the time off of work? Would you consider being a virtual mourner?
Asked by puddin - Thu Oct 1 01:41:07 2009 - - 2 Answers - 0 Comments
What happens to old funeral home records?
Q. I am wondering what happens to funeral home records that close up? I am trying to track down old records of family members where they might be buried , doing family genealogy.
Asked by rosemary512002 - Mon Apr 27 12:35:48 2009 - - 6 Answers - 0 Comments

A. Actually, no..the state does not have copies.. these are private business records. And the records are the property of the owners. I have known of various things to happen. Sometimes, the business is actually sold to a new owner and the records transfer to them. In some of those...the new owners might box them up and shove them in the basement (depending on how old the records are, it does not always occur to them of the value). In some instances.. the records are eventually given to a local historical society, or archived at a local level. And.. in some instances, they are simply kept by the family and never heard of, again. If this is a city.. I have seen extracts from city directories that 'follow' a business.. ie it appears for… [cont.]
Answered by wendy c - Mon Apr 27 13:17:57 2009

Is it worth it to take a job as a funeral planning counselor sales job?
Q. I currently work in a fast food type of management job. I was wondering if it was worth it to leave it for a funeral planning counselor sales job?
Asked by Barracuda - Thu Sep 18 14:36:21 2008 - - 5 Answers - 0 Comments

A. Yes it's a good job. You are NOT dealing with grieving people as several posters have said. You are dealing with the healthy ones who are estate planning. And you don't need to sell them up to make a good living. Just show them the available options and even if they take the cheapest selections or even cremation you can make a good living.
Answered by Insurance guy of Indiana - Sun Sep 21 12:08:09 2008

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